if i were…

If I were a month, I’d be June.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 10pm -12am.

If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Penguin.

If I were a direction, I’d be East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be the Coffee table.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a chai tea.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a peridot.

If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a Hammer.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Cherry Blossom.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Warm enough to were shorts and a tee, yet cool enough to wear a hoodie and jeans.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Microphone.

If I were a color, I’d be Eletric Purple.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Wild.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango.

If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of shears cutting hair.

If I were an element, I’d be neon.

If I were a car, I’d be a jeep wrangler.

If I were a food, I’d be the Myself.

If I were a place, I’d be an apartment in chicago.

If I were a material, I’d be the cotton sweats.

If I were a taste, i’d be Fresh Strawberries.

If I were a scent, I’d be Sensual amber.

If I were an object, I’d be Shears.

If I were a body part, I’d be The head with awesome hair.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be the “are you fucking kidding me right now” face.

If I were a song, I’d be Something crazy instrumental.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Keds.